BUNNY didn't tell me.
I had to find out through ANTI that dOGbOY was blogging again.
Welcome back. I'm sure the fat people out there are excited that you've returned.
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I want to re-live the night i can't remember.
I want to be the slum-lord of Athens.
I want internet stalkers to cry themselves to sleep.
I want to have an endless supply of fireworks.
I want an endless supply of fingers to go with these fireworks.
I want to make Houseofleaves into a movie.
I want a huge bankroll, vegas style.
I want the tattoos on my chest.
I want the reason for them.
I want cigarettes to not cause cancer and other bad stuff.
I want my own production company.
I want things to produce, things that i want to produce.
I want to protest something, because it's Friday.
I want to understand why Jim Carrey made The Majestic.
I want to understand why people want Roland Emmerich to continue making flicks.
I want a dogo argentina.
I want it to eat certain people.
I want a time machine.
I want the island, the black market children, and immortality.
I want a politician i can trust.
I want a reality check.
I want to ignore it.
I want stupid comments on this post.
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I've been missing my headphones. Two nights ago i get a phonecall from Ashley telling me the 75lb ball sniffer has vomited while at work with her(she's a vet tech).
She found my headphones.
The 75lb ball sniffer likes music more than i do. He likes it so much he eats it.
So, with another pair i'm ready to go again. In a way though, i wish i didn't have them. it would prevent me from being as sad as i am right now.
Sad Bastard Soundtrack: selections from...
Carlos Varela
Dirty Three
Tom Waits
Elliot Smith
Earlimart
Mogwai
Meow Meow
Blonde Redhead
Songs:Ohia
I'll see the completion of the first draft of my first feature legnth script within two weeks. I'm that close.
The smart ones can already guess it's title.
This should make me happy. Eh, whatever.
Thinking back, i asked someone a really odd favor today. I'll see you soon however.
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Last night was the final production meeting for the video. Shoot date is May 7th. I have been given the official job title of 'etc'.
We''l have approx. nine hours to get 40 shots. This should be fun.
While Rob and Griff are setting up shots i have to make sure 5 guys and possibly their girlfriends don't get so wasted in the room next door that we can't contiue. At least we do not have to capture sound. At least...
I may not love/like the piece, but it will be nice to be doing something again besides writing a script and watch it gather dust.
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i just recieved the best junk email from eva_wood@originaldeal.com
subj: WHERE DID HIS FIST GO?
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i feel like i'm finally catching up to you guys.
there is now a katzinjammer BUZZNET
scroll down, look left...
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During my gourmet meal of walmart brand mac and cheese, i IM with anthelion. Poor guy, he's stuck in Mormonville, Utah.
I'd like to name him Ant The Lion, but he ain't down wit it. a halo opposite the sun.
man, weird science. chet is a piece of shit, gary and wyatt found love despite the porsche and ferrari... italian trash. saw KILLBILLVOL.2 again yesterday. much better than weird science.
helping another get a blog. blogskin...no, not that one...no, not that one either...i'm going to do bills instead.
bunny's stuck in the hole and won't come out for smiles.
today is beautiful and i'm bored.
M@:noleftturnunstoned | ithinkmanic needs love.
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I don't know if any of you have ever tried, but trying to find employment over 2k miles away is next to impossible when they want to meet/interview you in person.
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 .Your name alone strikes fear into others; but maybe, just maybe, there's a little vulnerability and weakness beneath that stoic, fierce exterior of yours. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz. |
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I have a good amount of visable tattoos on my arms. i dress plainly, black or white shirt and jeans mostly. I am also balding. Not tooo2oo bad, but i got the scoops like JACK. if i were to shave the head, would i look like a skin?
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i found this guy through technorati. I left one comment and he gave me a link. i'll give him a post link in kind. Xeres at savetheroaches.com
This makes the second link to a place with 'roaches' in the title.
The other is my friend Jody who, for some ridiculous reason, moved to S. Dakota. He says to be a big fish in a small pond. The problem is that he and the Greek are manatees. of cockroaches and light.
if you're feeling particularly kind today you can hit blogarama and review me. I'm somewhere in the new blogs area, or you can simply type in my URL.
That is all. Enjoy this miserable rainy day.
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xMutant Geniusx: blogs can be kinda voyueristic
jailybrokenstein: so are friendster profiles
jailybrokenstein: the right ones anywy
xMutant Geniusx: yeah but not as much you know
xMutant Geniusx: usually blogs are people going into detail about their lives
jailybrokenstein: yeah
jailybrokenstein: i close those and move on
jailybrokenstein: i like add blogging
xMutant Geniusx: see those are the ones that suck me in
xMutant Geniusx: I get all curious
jailybrokenstein: A>D>D
jailybrokenstein: do you think they stopped calling it ADD (meaning it is now ADHD) because of Dungeons and Dragons?
xMutant Geniusx: LOL
xMutant Geniusx: no
xMutant Geniusx: I think they just like to make long ass names like how Shell Shock turned into Post Tramatic Stress Syndrome
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if you want to wear questions marks all day, go HERE
and HERE if you love me as much as this person does
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"our beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. human kind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration"
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i love waking up at two thirty in the morning.
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i got into film after seeing Akira for the first time. Sometime later i saw Resevoir Dogs, as you should know, directed by Tarantino.
no, not the old one with Scott Glenn, with music by John Scott but the remake with Denzel. The one directed by Tony Scott. that's a lot of Scott.
Now seeing as i snuck into the theatre i didn't actually pay money for it. That doesn't mean i didn't pay however. I paid for a movie i hated as much as i loved. I'll explain.
From that point on i loved anything (but not everything) indie/pulp/raw/vilolent.
Which leads me to 'True Romance'. Written by Tarantino, directed by Tony Scott. I count this among my personal favorites. Fuck John Woo and all his American action movie shit. The man was doing far better in China. He should've stayed there and gave his love from the orient.
Now Tony Scott, he could do some violent, dramatic scenes. Even though he made some psuedo crap later on (especially when Will Smith was involved) i still made sure i saw his films. I loved his jerky, hand-held style. (sounds like beating off...) He got off the tripod and brought you, the audience along for the ride.
Which leads me to about four years ago.
That's when i first saw Amores Perros. And i was fucking blown away. Not everyone feels this way about it, but then again a lot of people really liked Romper Stomper, and should not have. Just because a movie is made about Skinheads killing people, including themselves, doesn't make it awesome. The reality of dying skinheads is, however, awesome.
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu is perhaps the best director out there. At the time there was nothing else by him you could get your hands on.
Then BMW made those expense commercials, The HIRE series, and Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu re-appears with his installment, 'The Powder Keg'. it has little to do with BMW's and plenty to do with Mexico. i loved it as well. Later he made '21grams'. Again, a hit in my book. That's the movie Sean Penn should've won the oscar for. Not 'Mystic River'.
Now I'll connect it all for you.
Man On Fire has Hollywood written all over it, but in the most 'between the lines' way. it's one man army, i'm a badass, don't fuck with me or my family movie. But the way it was shot, the way it was all executed, fuck...
It's the biggest rip on Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu i've ever seen. And for that, i loved it. 'Man On Fire' even ended with the same song (Una Palabra) as 'The Powder Keg'. In short Tony Scott saw my hero's work and got over excitied. He does a good job imitating him though. A really good job. It's impressive to watch.
See it. It actually does NOT have Denzel being 100% Denzel (i.e. John Q, Richocett, etc.) but he isn't as good, rather appropriate, as he was in 'Training Day'. The rest is a well, i mean well, hidden Hollywood formula.
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kileanmedia: you actually there? or napping?
jailybrokenstein: here
jailybrokenstein: and napping
jailybrokenstein: where are you?
kileanmedia: I just left your blog in shambles
kileanmedia: about to leave work
jailybrokenstein: great
kileanmedia: yeah. enjoy.
jailybrokenstein: 12 comments
jailybrokenstein: 12
jailybrokenstein: fucking12
kileanmedia: almost enough
jailybrokenstein: 12 from you
kileanmedia: probably
jailybrokenstein: you better come hang out with me then
kileanmedia: bunny put in one, but she's a bit overwhelmed
kileanmedia: by "every one else"
kileanmedia: can't hang out tonite
jailybrokenstein: loser
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He says his friends are so funny they make milk spew out of his nose.
Actually, he said it was tap water, but that's not as funny.
I agree.
I still wish i had friends like that. Mine just get me drunk, molest me, and tease me later because i made sexual propositions to their brothers.
Funny thing about OutbackSteakhouse. they're an 'Australian Concept' chain.
You've seen the Foster's beer commercials, maybe. they usually involve some gitl smashing a beer-can on her forehead and some guy falling madly in love because. A voice says 'keeper'.
Or the one where they use a crocodile as a bottle opener.
OutBack commercials are similar. They just advertise food.
Foster's, it's Australian for beer, mate.
I'm Shaun. That is Australian for 'NEED A FUCKING JOB ASSHOLE! SO WHAT IF I HAVE TATTOOS!'
Third, i repeat third interview tomorrow.
Then off to Athens.
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AIM: jailybrokenstein
i'll leave the light on for you baby...
i can't stop typing blooger instead of blogger.
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So.
I've had a cell phone in my possession for the past few days. It doesn't work in the loft, but i have it. I'll i have to do is a take a walk outside, in the brisk open air of the shittiest town ever shat.
Since it has been so long since i've had a phone at my disposal i forget i even have the damn thing.
And when i do, i can't think of anyone to call.
And i think to myself, 'why?'
Oh yeah, it's because you went nuts and people didn't think all that shit was funny.
And the few that thought it was a phase and/or funny come to my blog.
Friday will be liberating. I get to see my room mates, my friends. I get to see Bunny. That should make THE MAN (whoever that comment person is) happy, at the least. It'll will make me happy. It will stall time before my shit new job that i don't even have yet slinging cow bits to fat over privileged, fat under privileged white folks. White folks who speak a different language than me.
I'm not talking metaphorically, i'm being literal.
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Fun with the stupid shit you say.
i recommend typing:
"mommy, mommy, stop, it hurts!"
"that boy has dolphin teeth."
"oh, don't ruin it, this works for us both!"
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i think my friend colin is back in town from new orleans.
i think this for two reasons.
his brother told me he might be coming in on sunday. what better day to shower?
he probably needs to do laundry.
actually, i think this because he recently logged onto friendster. this is sad.
he should call me. we can talk about not having cars to drive, people to piss off, and bond on our political views.
or maybe he finally wanted to secure kohut's 'whack-em' stick for his own.
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As if it weren't already a horrible thing...
Starz/Encore/Action channel, whatever they are, has decided to world premeire the sequel to...
dah dah dah...
Starship Troopers.
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KILLBILLVOL.2 didn't involve me using a gun to see it.
how disappointed tarantino must be with me.
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This post started at 3:33am...
recent stolen music: new pornographers - iron and wine - 5,6,7,8's - Woo Hoo is now my soundtrack for all and everything annoying and awesome, including this article from the weekly world news.
FUN SPERM FACTS
*Average number of sperm in a man's ejaculation: 80 million
*Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
*Average total amount of ejaculate: 18 quarts (holy fuck)
*Average speed of ejaculate: 28mph
*Average number of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
*Average duration of the male orgasm: 4 seconds
*Distance sperm travels to fertilize the egg: 3-4 inches
*Sperm lifespan: 2.5 months, from development to ejaculation
*The sperm's muscle drive is nature's only known rotary joint. The tail doesn't whip, but moves with a screwing motion.(how appropriate)
Other articles of note:
FART OF DOOM
"If Lucifer breaks wind on Earth, all Hell will break loose." -Vatican expert
AL QAEDA RECRUITS ZOMBIES AS SUICIDE BOMBERS
Prepare for the terror to come...
i miss bunny...
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I'm holding Bunny's photo CD hostage.
And the ransom is...
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I kind of know how jody feels.
Except that i don't have the pills or the bottle to keep me occupied. Just me, a dog, and a lot of time.
I do not love steak. In fact, it's been years since i had one.
What i do love is being around people. This, i am currently lacking. I haven't uttered a word in anger, laughter, or a dull moan in, how long have i been playing this stupid video game now?
Tomorrow i'm going to hold someone at gunpoint and make them see KILLBILLVOL.2 with me.
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Fuck. I'm in Canton. Fuck. I'll be staying a while.
Already i'm learning some valuable lessons.
ONE do not leave the bathroom door unlatched when a 75lb, ball sniffing dog likes you and has abandonment issues.
TWO when making MP3 CD backups, make sure they work before deleting them from your hard drive.
THREE that the debate on whether or not money is more important than sanity is never answered until you make the wrong choice.
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Last night at Flicker the two bar tenders wanted to know where "Superman" was.
me: You mean Mega Man?
Jason: No. Superman. The guy Shaun you're always with.
me: Oh oh. He's in Atlanta taping a band for a video or something.
Donnie: That's what he wants you to think. That's his Clarke Kent mode. He's really out saving the world.
me: yeah. he's probably not even colorblind.
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Rob is due to show here in Athens in about, eh, five or so minutes.
He's coming to fetch me so we can go to Jonesboro and shoot the 'live' footage of our friends music video. I wanted to see king missile tonight. This is paying $100.
I wanted to see king missile tonight.
Dammit!
Regardless, for you devotees, check back around two in the morning EST. There should be an interesting post then.
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Thursday nights in Athens suck.
They're busy as fuck. It's nice to have people around causing a scene and what not, but with the wrong crowd, the fuck-all bullshit bad smelling, worse tasting college kid fuck-o dicks, shit gets annoying real quick.
You can only have your feet stepped on by gross fat chicks, hot gross chicks, tan-orexics, tahbacky chewin frat boys, and mugged by the homeless before that slice of pizza at 2 in the morning just doesn't seem worth it anymore.
good for bars, bad for me and my black metal, F7 friends.
I've never wanted to head-butt so many woman/sperm recepticles in my entire life.
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...just me and my 'F7' friends...
My friends
a) come to my blog
b) read what they choose to read
c) comment on said selective reading
d) edit me, my spelling, my grammar
e) all win gold stars for participation
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I have come to publicly mortify Kyle.
IS THERE ROOM IN YOUR PANTS FOR THIS KIND OF AWESOME?
i doubt it.
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'Over Easter, Bunny's 10-year-old brother said we needed to go to South Carolina to get more fireworks because we didn't have enough. As for what we needed them for, aside from the obvious, is unknown.
Someone, in Bunny's blogpost, had commented, asking "Do you ever have enough fireworks?"
Well, no, I guess you could always use more.
Good point.
And if you listen to King Missile, like I do, you might evoke the song "Take Stuff from Work".
And if you work at a fireworks stand, perhaps in South Carolina, perhaps in Tennessee, and you listen to King Missile, as I do, and you're the type who would tell Jerry Springer that the 'music' made you do it, you would be set.
And you'd be my friend.
Until you blew yourself up that is.
Then I have no idea who you are.
When the cops ask me.
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LAZY POST:
I saw this guy walking down the street today.
(enter social commentary here).
A sign out side the local theatre was promoting the Vagina Monologues. The phrase splattered all over the ad was: Come Celebrate the Vagina Warriors.
(enter semi-sexist, yet very appropriate social commentary here).
This band is playing with the DMCB.
(enter indie rock, proof I have cred, bullshit, analytical music and the effects on society social commentary here).
There is a new movie starring Brittney Murphy.
(end post immediately).
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Do I look like Harrison FORD, with an earring?
Colin use to say i looked like DeNiro when i smoked cigarettes.
In high school, with ponytail, some said Steven Segal. No wonder i dropped out. To much to take.
But never, ever, did i get Harrison Ford. With an earring.
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woke up surly, wanting, wishing that people who caused you bad dreams would be lynched.
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rob | Email | 04.13.04 - 1:48 pm | #
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Want coffee. get out beans, grinder, coffee pot aplliance. Grind to much, use anyway. Too strong, add water, make coffee pot overflow. No creamer, no milk, use vanilla ice cream. be curious about curious taste. Think to self, needs bourbon.
Take speakers out of box. Hook speakers up as common sense would dictate. attempt to get sound to come forth, and fail. Read instructions, take each wire out, put back in same slot. Still nothing. Wonder about drivers. Wonder about 'missingCD'. Realize your PC' volume is on mute.
Berate self.
Realize you can take over North America at 5:15pm, Oct. 7th.
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today I asked Katz if he posted. He said "I didn't really have anything to post about."
Its because yesterday I had a nervous breakdown.
"Was it because I was a bitch last night?"
"You weren't being a bitch."
Dear Cosmo,
My wife asked me if she thought I was being a bitch last night? How should I respond without hurting her feelings?
-Mike from Utica
Dear Mike,
Fuck that trick. Go get a blow job from a high school girl.
-Cosmo
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At easter at Bunny's, i either saw, or participated in the following:
A zip-line going from tree to tree.
A knife fight involving her mom.
A sword fight, then, chopping oranges in the backyard with said swords.
A game of Cranium.
A boxing match with a 10yr old vs a 26yr old, then, a wrestling match with the same kid.
Dave Chappell show on an ibook at the table.
A ride on a golf cart at high speeds, if that is possible.
My name broken down in numerology.
The words 'keep your snake in your pants'.
I love this family.
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i really thought this guy had down syndrome. He has dolphin teeth.
I go home after easter. The greek is about wetting himself over William Hung. We have to listen, we have to believe... We all have to believe that this guy was paid $25,000 to cut a cover CD of your favorite pop music hits from Disney, Ricky Martin, Elton John (yes, he sings 'rocket man'), etc. And they all sound like Chinese Karaoke. He does, he has to be following the bouncing red ball. "Like thieves and biggabonds..."
Throughout the CD are messages of inspiration. He's like the Jackie Chan of Pop music that's not even his.
Even better is his definition of passionate singing, meaning, turn up the volume.
William Hung, you are the new black.
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my obsession didn't end with the new album. the ex made off with all my old cds so i've been stealing all the songs, reliving and reloving it all. Someone's blog said they didn't understand why 'cowboy dan' was eight hours long. it's eight hours long because it is incredible. and never, ever, does it get boring. well, if you listen to it for eight hours you may have to take a break.
i watched the 'adventures of yellow dog' around 5:30am. eh. the dog took a spill from a log-tree bridge a good three hundred feet above a shallow stream, and lived. the little fucker even walked all the way hom because his stupid owner got rescued and left the dog behind, but he did sit on his front porch,with a dog whistle. For three weeks.
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once again obsessed
i can't stop listening to the new modest mouse. it's great, it's sofa king good. If i don't stop soon, i'll kill it, hate it. right.
mouse fetus -------->
i keep waiting for tom waits to bust a croon at any moment. instead we get bukowski. fair enough.
i'm stealing the new blonde redhead as i write. you keep up with this shit on $7.50 an hour. wait, i got fired the other day...
i missed the grain-alcohol-watermelon-painted-like-an-easter-egg party. happy easter.
Bunny tells me she fell down, went boom. She tells me she gave a psyc exam to a minor.
haven't heard back from the interview. they think i travel around to much. they want you to devote some serious time to coffee drinks.
guess i shouldn't have lied on my app. or maybe told the wrong lie.
that's it. the wrong lie.
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Performers Whip Easter Bunny At Church Play
Minister Says Play Wasn't Offensive
New Modest Mouse Vid (Float On)
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i have to brainstorm on a video for a Stain'd knock-off band. it's for an old friend... and money.
If anyone has ideas about what to do for a song concerning, eh-hem, alcohol addiction, i'm all ears, aside from the obvious choice of making a one-take video of them plumetting to their deaths, on fire, from a two-strory bridge(they won't die right away...).
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Upnote to end today with for me.
I have a job interview tomorrow at threethirty.
A coffee shop i applied to about two months ago. They just happened to call me the day i get fired.
I hope that didn't use up all the karma i've been saving...
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The only thing that would have made today better is if I had been actually set on fire when I was told that I was fired from my job. Where is the 2-liter bottle of gas when you need it?
Why? You ask. Monday I had to attempt to get my license shit straightened out. My court date was on Tuesday. If I didn't get it done there was a good chance I'd be spending 10 days in jail for my second offense in less than five years. It is completely necessary to remove me from the civilized world for driving on a suspended license. Think of the victims and what happened to them in lieu of my crime. What a criminal I am...
Yes, it was last minute, but circumstantially it makes sense why this took place. Please continue.
When I was in elementary school, Junior High, then High School up until the Ritalin salad years, I was constantly in trouble for being 'distracting' to others. Well, that was one of the things I was in trouble for. Knocking down the racing, mad-dash, run-as-fast-as-you-can-in-the-halls retarded kid nicknamed 'Porky' earned me some notoriety. Behavior, attitude, remarks, etc. ISS was their solution. Good, put a hyper-active boy in a quiet room and make him read the worst book ever printed, 'Great Expectations'. This led to additional days in ISS, and so forth and so forth. It used to drive my mother crazy, so crazy she drugged me. I've been a drooling fuck ever since. Just ask any of my ex-girlfriends.
I think the drooling thing is distracting as well, but in a different way, more of a member of the creeping death sort of way.
Now, I could've done the dick thing and just called out of work for the day. Instead I actually went into work and left an hour and a half early. I warned them on Sunday that I would have to do this. I thought I'd do the responsible thing and not leave them stranded, or have to get my shift covered, effectively making someone else cover me because I had shit to do.
I was fired for leaving early. They said it was 'distracting' to others, that my 'distraction' ruined everyone's day. Try not to laugh if/and when someone tells you this.
Actually, do laugh. I wish I had.
Did I actually get fired for insensitivity?
Little known fact; DMV's in Georgia are closed on Mondays. No, it makes sense that a gov't office would be closed on a weekday. All of them, save for one, in Conyers. Conyers, get ready for a road trip to get out there from here.
I didn't even get my license because I left to late to get out there in time.
I think I have to take a shit.
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7:00am EST.
I'm not early, i'm still awake. Today is LINK day. A few things:
My friendster page is lacking activity, both internal and external. i figure if you're reading this i may as well know who my audience is. It's like buying me Taco Bell before you fuck me and leave in the morning. katzinjammer@hotmail.com
If you are daring, DO NOT have a weak stomach, and are not at work, this baby needs some attention. www.tubgirl.com
If you want to laugh a bit, the Greek suggests you go here. the fourth one down is my personal favorite.
The powers that be deem i should just outright lead a life of crime. i already have one partner, but i need more. If i'm going to do this, i may as well do it right and hit 'em with POWHARDSEX! After being an observer to a 14 page AIM, i've decided, that is, if she accepts, this one will do quite nice. If i get a third, i'll have the anti-hero version of Chuck's Angels. I can't wait to kick Cameron Diaz's face in. But not Lucy Liu, yeah, just damn...
As everyday passes, i hate Mel Gibson for making me watch 'Passion' aka 'J.C. invents the table'. Mel, you're an asshole. And now you're on the cover of 'People', a celebrity of faith.
...don't hate Mad Max, don't hate Mad Max...
Bunny should write a song about it.
ithinkmanic because we all should.
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i used to have a car. inside that car was a busted cd player. because i am lazy, the cd player was never fixed. solution: listen to radio. i listened to radio, not a solution. i turned instead to am talk radio.
and laughing at this one
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It was the ten year anniversary yesterday of Kurdt Cobain's death blah blah blah. Fucking hell...
I love Nirvana, don't get me wrong. i consider seeing them live at the Omni (remember that place?) with the Breeders one of the best experiences of my life.
But let's not turn this into the white mans' OJ.
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It's 5:30am.
I'm in Canton, GA. Whenever i come here i think of Wayne's World. "Hey, we're in Delaware..." Not only am i in Canton, but i'm thinking of Wayne's World. Sad, sad world, cry for me, many salty tears.
I'm sleepy. I'm tired. I've been up almost twenty-four hours. I need to be nursed and put back to bed.
I have the music from 'Once Upon a Time in the West', in particular Charles Bronson's stunning performance on the harmonica stuck in my head (I am my own personal stereo). it's amazing, stunning, when he plays, like you're right there in the room with him, i swear.
Wayne's World and Once Upon a Time in the West. Only can these thoughts occur while the effects of sleep deprevation lock down upon you, those evil chains.
i can't wait to see what my guests have in store for me later on today. do me proud, o' ye disciples...
message to Bun-Bun mCintosh: Don't hurt Kyle/Chris, whatever you call him. he's fragile.
message to the unsomnambulist: I've managed to avoid google ads for four days now. Nowhere near as creative as i had originally planned...
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We have another!
Jody, an old, dear, part winnebago indian friend(feather, not dot) who gets checks in the mail since us white folk raped his people, has joined the ranks of the holy internerd and created a blog.
Well done pacoblue. Well done...
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I've opened up the gates...
Apologies in advance for the lame, the idiotic, the and the whatever comes next.
If you hate them, fucking tell them about it, not me.
Today is a day spent drinking frozen white russians.
Today is a day spent trying to figure a way out of the dilema i may possibly be in, but will worry about tomorrow since there is nothing i can do about it today without faking a head injury.
Today is a good day friends.
I'm drunk. I love you all.
I'll take it all back tomorrow.
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Dear Kyle,
Way to use a six minute long run on sentence that I had to read out loud to Shaun.
He was in the kitchen whipping up some frozen white russians for us.
Fuck court.
with liberty and justice for all,
i remain,
with dignity and mutual esteem,
pretty much, that last part was a lie,
bunny mCintosh
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If you have not, do so.
FIGHT WHITE GUILT
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So, I'm thinking about moving back to ATL via Canton, which really isn't ATL, but it makes me feel better when I lie to myself. I think we can all agree on that in some strange way. The reason is money, which seems to be a guidepost for most of my decisions. Money. Evil money. The term "women, can't live with them, can't live without them" should have 'women' replaced with 'money'. Even people with money end up hating it to some degree. But I bet they would miss it if it were gone, and hopefully, into my bank account.
The fact is that jobs in Athens pay shit because college kids are more than willing to be paid shit for shit work. Mom and dad usually take care of the rest. Unfortunately, they represent the curve by which everyone else is graded. Yet another reason why the college populace represents stupidity, ignorance, arrogance, and a need for sterilization.
What I find even more interesting about them, actually a common question amongst the outside obsevers, is why do the greeks, (fraternities and sororities) generally despise gays, yet the civilization they attempt to cling to traditionally embraced the idea. True love lay with a man. Women were beyond comprehension, and therefore love could never be attained with one. Some would agree that this is true even today. I do, and wish I were gay so I could make life easier in general.
I am surrounded by greeks. I live in a town with a greek name, all the frat kids, and I even have a greek sitting in front of me looking through the internet, showing me pictures of athletic shoes with rotating fans built into the heels. Why? Haven't the slightest on that one.
So, yeah, moving. Possibly having a higher paying job. See, I'm doing the whole Alaska fishing job thing in a couple of months (look forward to exciting posts when I do go) and what I make now just isn't going to prepare me for the trip. I've tried getting multiple jobs, and have ultimately failed. I need a sugar daddy/mommy. Anyone interested?
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The AFF is hosting a little filmfest here in town. Rob and i decided that CIRCU must once again grace the silver screen. Perhaps this time we'll get better treatment than Dahlonega gave us, those ratfucks... I'll keep you posted on whether or not we get in. Some of you are anxious to see it, though i'm curious as to why. Maybe you're just that nice, unlikely, but possible.
Sunday is boring in a 'dry' town. I'm off of work oddly enough and sort of wish i wasn't.
I have to go back to the ATL tomorrow for court on a ridiculous suspended license charge. I also get to take erotic photos of a friend to put on Suicide Girls. What FUN!!! If you're nice i may post some of them. Erotic photos. say the phrase out loud. you sound like an ass.
I was reminded of a time i went to Nashville. I don't have enough time today, but it relates to a strip club named the "Rusty Tack", and a corporate credit card.
see you monday.
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last night there were many pictures taken of mr. katzinjammer aka tallguy. I finally have one of my roomates and i outside of Flicker.
It was important to drink last night. Earlier at work i had cleaned approximately 2 gallons of shrimp. THAT"S A LOT OF SHRIMP!
The Greeking and i went and had ourselves a double (w) header at the movie theatre friday. caught, and paid, to see Hellboy. then we saw, and did not pay for, Ladykillers. We shared a soda. It was Mr. Pibb.
It was not stolen diet coke.
This post sucks.
I just woke up. I'll post later on today.
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Three movies in three days.
1) Dawn of the Dead (the remake) 2)American Movie 3) Lost in Translation
I had not seen any of these until the past three days.
i am now an improved individual. the world is different now. what a combo.
oh, if anyone's interested in a mst3k version of Passion, let me know your ideas.
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For those who couldn't find it, or didn't try, i will simply post it here fro you to read. It is just that incredible, and has caused various levels of stress to it's creator, one Mr. Chris 'the Greek' Hassiotis. With this article, a seemingly innocent april fool's joke, he has brought to many a fantasy that most had though impossible, to actual life, stripping the dream back from their shattered minds within seconds of saying, "no, you idiot, it's an april fool's joke." People wanted to believe it was true that bad. They will not give up hope. Even in the first sentence, the first letter in each word spells it out. Search around in my comments. The Greek relates a story of one man who will not give up.
Tom Waits' A Farmer's Life & Death -link
Thursday, April 1, To Be Announced
Amazingly, people really insist Lithuanian farmers once owned lower Seattle. It's a rumor that's been building in the immigrant community of the city since its inception; that the early farmers on the Southside,
encountering poor economic conditions and increased prejudice, turned to violence and organized crime in the late 1800s. Now, the reality of the situation is certainly more than suspect. But according to songwriter, composer and general eccentric Tom Waits, who has expanded the myth into a full-blown musical theater spectacle, that matters little.
"It's an amazing, you know, American story," says Waits. "Does it matter if it's true? Listen, there are four kinds of mustard that the FDA has banned for safety concerns. Did you know that?"
In keeping with the ramshackle and chaotic spirit of Lithuanians who turned ploughshares into, well, regional dominance, Waits is only putting on his show in outdoor setting; abandoned farms around the nation have witnessed the spectacle. Though he does not appear on-stage during the performance, Waits conducts the accompanying orchestra, plays the piano and provides the voice of numerous characters. "Voices, noises, whatever. It's what I do," says Waits.
Due to the in-demand nature of this event and Waits' desire to maintain an organic existence for the performance group, the venue will not be announced until the day of the show. All that's known so far is it'll be at a farm on the outskirts of town. "After Alice and Blood Money," says Waits, referring to his 2002 albums, both albums of music written for theater, "it seemed like the thing to do. I'm taking the show to all the places of the country where people will probably understand the, y'know, importance of the revolutionary blue collar. So we'll see how it goes over, I guess." [Shigatsu Mjinga]
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you would never believe what i'm listening to right now...
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