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Saturday, October 30, 2004

Finally.

M@, a life-saver. Not that round kind that comes in sweet cherry flavor (well, maybe), or the styrofoam kind that you throw at drowning victims.

But as a host, a generous host, of information storage.
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I've looked all over the internet for the actual 'tale/story' of "Gitchee Manitou". It's a campsite just across the border of S.D., into Iowegian Land. And apparently, back in the 1970's, someone went beserk and killed some campsite folks.

And, i can't find shit.

However, when my friends and i get in a mini-van, we found it just fine. In fact we shot a bit of footage out there.

And below is a link to just a taste of what we saw, perfect for those of you, like myself, who are losers and have no parties to attend this Halloween weekend.

So, enjoy. I'll have the full version for you soon.
And make sure to tell me what you think.
You are, after all, my audience.

-Jaily Brokenstein

Gitchee Manitou




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Friday, October 29, 2004

I know i'm going to die soon. Die of hypothermia, with frostbite so bad, they'll say at my funeral, "That idiot must've been from the south... Probably Georgia."

Yesterday was a nice, crisp, air conditioned 70degrees.

I was saying, "See, it's not going to snow soon. You guys are full of shit."

And then they said, "Yeah, it always goes like this. We get one final 'heat'-wave, and then BAM, you're fucked, it's tundra."

And then i cried, because i'm a baby about the cold.

I've never lived in a place that has a law that you keep an emergency blanket and rations in your vehicle, you know, in case of getting stuck, then snowed over, or by some chance, an unprovoked attack by yeti.
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I saw 'i heart huckabee's", and i left with this strange opinion of it.
It was amazing. It had so much amazing in it, in fact, that i find it odd my first impression, as i was leaving the theatre, was 'Why do i feel cheated?' I felt like someone having a good time at a party, with everything going well, and then for some reason kicked out in a half-ass'ed manner.

I need to see it again.



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Thursday, October 28, 2004

busybusybusy

sitting in front of computer i hardly know how to use (which means the last thing i want to do is sit in front of another computer and blog)

using software that it's own creators don't know the full potential of

creating a masterpiece of a video, but it's content is high-school prankish quality

trying to get in and out of the univ. lab before the actual professor shows up and has me arrested for trespassing.

see, i figured out how to break in...

i wish i had "ftp" space so i can share with you all.

That is not a hint. Someone share please. M@, it's a long story, but i can no longer access the space you so generously provided way back when.

The first i have to offer is a little preview for my Blair Witch rip spoof whatever.

The second is... The Bear Movie, unfortunately titled "Unbearable" , since that was the first, and worst, suggested title, and since i've shown it around so much lately (DVD) i find it hard to watch.

And now that i feel like i've got a loose handle on FCP4, it's time for some more.

And now that i've nothing currently to work on, i have time for you, my handful of semi-adoring fans.

right...





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Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usElizabeth Darko: I'm voting for Dukakis.

Eddie Darko: Hmm, well. Maybe when you have children of your own and they need braces, and you can't afford them because half of your husbands pay check goes to the federal government, you will regret that decision...

Elizabeth Darko: My husbands pay check? Anyway, I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30.

Donnie Darko: Will you still be working at the Yarn Barn? Because I hear that's a really great place to raise children.

Elizabeth Darko: That's really funny

Rose Darko: No, I think a year of partying is enough. She'll be going to Harvard next fall.

Elizabeth Darko: Mom, I haven't even gotten in yet.

Rose Darko: Do you honestly think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country till you’re ready to squeeze one out?

Elizabeth Darko: Yeah, I do.

Samantha Darko: When can I squeeze one out?

Donnie Darko: Not until 8th grade.

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I've been at this Bear Movie project for close to two weeks now. The fact that i've never used FinalCutPro before makes it drag. Seeing as i have to use the USF(Univ. Sioux Falls) facilities makes the process even slower.

And having to get off the computer because actual students have actual projects is just annoying.

But i finally have the rough edit down. I have to cut the external audio, then fix a few frames, and then...

Well, i put it on here for you all to either enjoy or mock me.

So, i may have a new job.

It's working the phones again, but this time taking catalouge orders.

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She said that she had put a lot of thought into it and that she thought that the hurricanes in Florida were God's way of punishing man for being so sinful.

...I asked her if she thought that the dead kids, displaced families, people with no homes/money/food/shelter were also part of God's plan. Also, what about the people in other states that were affected. Was God pee peeing on them too, or was he really just aiming for Florida and things got a little out of control?

She told me that she absolutely did think that and also that if "innocent people died it was part of permissible sin and that it was okay that those people died cause God was trying to make a point and sometimes when God is trying to show people something people get hurt or die but it's part of his plan and that those people automatically are lifted into heaven, so it's okay that they died."

She also thinks that because of the amount of gays that live in Florida and also the Terri Schiavo case that God stomped on Florida.

I asked her if she was a militant Islamic.

She got all wadded up and was oh sooooooo offended that I would "say that to her".

-Butterflyteeth

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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usHollywood Grill, CHICAGO, IL:

A little over a month ago, maybe longer, Rob tells me that he has a wedding gig to do in Chicago.

I suggest that we should try and get together then, seeing as Chicago isn't that far away for me to drive.

We decided that we would see if we could arrange something closer to the time, rather than making plans that would fall through.

Last week he tells me, reminds me i should say, that he is going out there for one day, Sunday, and leaving the very next morning.

I again suggest that we get together. He says not to bother, that he wouldn't have time, etc.

Two days ago he says, sure, why not.

So, since i have no car to make it out there, I ask Tara if she would be interested in a quick(ish) roadtrip.

"Where?", she asks.

"Chicago. Rob is out there shooting a wedding, and i'd like to see him."

"Okay. How long are we going to visit for?"

"i don't know, maybe a couple of hours..."

"That's it?"

"Yeah."

"Well, when would you want to go?"

"Oh, in a few hours..."

Leave it to me to make things last minute...
So we get in the car, and after mapping out the route via MapQuest, the trip should take around 8 hours, each way. It goes, SD, through Minnesota, through Wisconsin, to Illinois, and somewhere in that state is our destination.

Man, what a long fucking drive.

We get there around one in the morning and meet up with Rob and Ben. None of us have been to Chicago before. We all came to the conclusion that we had been to O'Hare, but that was that. So we had no idea where the fuck to go. But we had a car, and after asking a couple locals where to get something to eat 24hrs we end up at the Hollywood Grill, for a couple of hours, then dropped Rob and Ben off at their hotel, where Tara and I promptly turned around and headed home.

I'll spare the details of all of us hanging around drinking coffee and eating over-price, sub-par food. But Rob paid. That was nice of him.

My opinion of Chicago:

In the couple of hours i was there i decided i would like to back and actually spend some time there. I've heard great things about the place, and from what i saw, would have to come to the conclusion that those opinions have some weight.

If the trip out there hadn't cost so much in gas and whatnot, we probably would've grabbed a hotel room.

The 'whatnot', and my only beef with Chicago, is the crazy amount of fucking tolls you have to pay to get around on the freeways. And not just passing through tolls.

Some tolls just for getting off the exit.

And inconsistent prices.

Some were 50 cents, some 40. The exit tolls ones we found were 15 cents. We discovered this in an attempt to put gas in the car that wasn't $2.30 a gallon intown.

So. If you were my friend I'd drive 16+ hours just to get some coffee and talk shit with you.

I'm just that kind of guy.


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Thursday, October 14, 2004

This little piece of information was passed to me, and now to you.

When applying for a job, one of the questions on TARGET's personality evaluation is:

What percentage of politicians do you think are honest?

I can see that being a 'make-or-break' point in whether or not you're hired.

That matters when dealing with the general public and their desire for discount wares.



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Wednesday, October 13, 2004

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Two posts in two days?
Man... stop raising the bar!

Pleasureman Gunther is set to have the biggest smash-hit of the summer with his fantastic debut single 'Ding Dong Song'. Gunther is a 29 years old gentleman style 2000 in his best years. Gunther is from Sweden but he feels like a European. Gunther has always been in the entertainment industry and now he feels it is time to change the attitude of the world to do something better. Gunther wants to change the worlds look at the sexual way of thinking, so he have started a new trend to sexualise it more in the world. "A Gunther trend".
He has only started his mission to go out in the world and spread the message of Love.

And after you're done with that, help




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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Oh, i bet Rob was laughing his ass off when he made this flattering picture.

And i have to admit i was doing the same when i saw it.

See? I told you guys. Scary.

But i'm very excited lately. An old friend found me the other day. She was just sitting around with her sister, i came up, and she decided to do a google search on me, and, well, being a bloggernerd paid off.

We used to work at this awful South West joint called 'On The Border'.

Why is every new concept chain Tex-Mex or something like it?

They sold Buffalo meat fajitas and i thought that was fucking odd, and they tasted gamey, and i was fired for apparently telling some girl we worked with that she was a fucking moron and should know how to do her job considering she was a waitress and that is about as simple of a job as being a gorilla in the zoo. (i.e. put shit in hand and send it to someone...)

I was fired for saying that in front of customers.

Whoops.

Believe it or not there was once a time i kept a job for two whole years. (amazing, i know) Sorry, but when you're describing career loyalty to a restaurant, you're a fool. Those jobs are, or at least were, a dime a dozen. But that was back when Atlanta had jobs to offer, and i was 16-20, and apathy dominated my logic. Later on, being present time, when i needed the work, my tattoos just stood in the way, and the economy simply had no room for a Jaily...

But i'm glad she decided to write me, and i hope she continues to do so.

It's good to hear a voice from the past, especially someone like her. She's awesome and we had some fun together.

And she thought it was really funny to make me eat raw plantains, because my stupid white american ass thought it was a banana.




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Monday, October 11, 2004

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us I'm sitting here doing this photo and it dawns on me that i am from a long line of witches.

all i need is a wart on my nose, green skin, and a ratty pointed hat.

for halloween i was always "Steve, from 'Night of Darkness'...", meaning, i wore whatever i had been earlier that day, and when asked my costume, well...

and no one was ever the wiser.

except for the greek. he supplied the cowboy hat for the first one afterall.

Last night i did all the pick-up shots for the BEAR flick. I had been editing what i had earlier this week and came to the quick conclusion that when shooting in a place where you're bound to be booted, a lot of shots get dropped from the list.

This was of course rectified.

I put a fat man on a dolly/cart, gave him a Canon XL1 and pushed his ass around a grocery store, listening to him giggle with glee because the cold air was rushing up the hole in the crotch of his jeans.

Let that stay with you a while.

But he got some great shots, and i can now compete for Mr. Olympia...

or the wicked witch of the mid-west.

I'll keep you updated, but in the meantime:

The Unsomnambulist, along with Prof. Tony, teach us "how to vote".

Jean Pierre-Jeunet has a new one: "Un long dimanche de fiancailles" (aka 'A Very Long Engagement')

It's due out Nov. 26th, and i am going to kill someone if it doesn't open here.
Which it won't.
Which means i need bail money.




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Saturday, October 09, 2004

Because, just like TONY said, it's Saturday, and why the hell not?

For those of you not interested in a list of 200, beneath this post is a link to BUNNY's new photoessay, so pictures will do where words will not.

Enjoy.

BOLD i have done.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease

11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise

15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper

22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne

25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight

29. Bet on a winning horse (even if it was only $1)
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight

33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.
40. Seen a total eclipse. (Through one of those fourth grade cardboard "save your eyes" thingies...)
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run

43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day

46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied (maybe now?)
53. Had amazing friends

54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign

57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving

63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records (and CD's and tapes and and and...)
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers

74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.

81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy

95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch

99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on

103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything

108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand

114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off

120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check (I didn't mean to! But alas, more than once...)

124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person

133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over to be with the one you love
134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived.
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job

148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol

156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime.
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school

176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read.
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them

183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt

187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Had sex with someone half your age or twice your age.
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care

193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested


I like that #200.


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Monday, October 04, 2004

Just to let you know, there is, i should say WAS, a ladybug on my F2 key, but Tara killed it just as i began typing this.

I would say my apartment is infested with them, but this is the only one i have seen, so to say so would be a lie.

Here are some other lies to spout:

1: "SKY CAPTAIN and the WORLD OF PLOT HOLE AFTER PLOT HOLE" was a good movie.

2: It is a warm sunny day in Sodakia.

3: The 'Patriot Act' is a good idea.

4: I know what i'm doing with myself.

5: My probation in GA is over and done with.

6: I eat dinner in fancy restaurants every single night.

7: I direct pornographic films under a pseudonym. Send $35.95 to the following address and i'll send you a copy of the latest installment i have to offer.

8: I still have a job at Household and-

i'm so mad about it that i took it out on this baby.

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I just couldn't do it anymore.

I couldn't keep my mouth shut about the ridiculous, horrorshow tactics of the international mega-corp i worked for.

Example.
I was written up one time for saying "Alright" after i was told to 'eat shit and die motherfucker...'

I was scolded for repeatedly forgetting to verify the cardmember as "Jr." if applicable. It's hard enough trying to get the fucker on the phone in the first place without verifying who he is three times over

Or the time i accidentally told someone's wife it wasn't her we wanted to bother, but her husband.

i don't know, it just came out.

Or the way we stick it to the elderly with fees just shy of actual predatory lending.

exactly how is someone supposed to pay off a overbalance of $1,000 when their income is just over $500 a month and the minimum they can pay is close to $30 and we tack on $58 or so in fees every month?

I mean, how in good conscience am i supposed to do all that if i, if i....

i couldn't manage to get to work on time?

I still haven't managed to get my car out of the impound, and at this point it's really not worth getting it out, but since it's not technically mine, and the only way to make it mine is to take it back to GA and have it inspected for street legality, i had better get it out.

that means more crime on the way.

or just pay the fees.

On the bright side i did manage to have a policeman on the phone the other day, not too long after i was arrested, and when he asked if he could have some of these fees waved, i went into a little harsh lesson of karma where i told him what just happened to me concerning the law, and no rules were bent for me, "so yeah, i spent time out of the world, you can pay some fees for your irresponsibility..."

I wish i could have followed that up by adding "you should think about that the next time you push someone back underwater when they're trying to get some air, cocksucker..."

But to compare the two just seemed like petty revenge, and besides, i was still under the ever-watchful eye of "quality control".

It was nice to be on the other side of the "you should've thought of that before, now shouldn't you?" talking to for once.

ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE i am having business cards made this week, and with my recently found connections have more than enough to go into business doing wedding videos. ALSO, i have a few leads in some bartending work ( just one of the things i think i was built to do) so that should tide me over until my reign of global domination begins.

Oh, and Rob is weird.

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