A special thanks to the Greek today for his christmas present that arrived in the mail today.
1: Baldur's Gate 2, previously opened, and i assume played by the greek himself.
2: The movie "Ravenous". I am amongst a select few who actually love this movie about wendigos and cannibalism.
I think the actual number is 8.
The Greek is not one of them,
But Rob is.
The movie was not opened or previously viewed.
3: A self addressed envelope along with an attached post-it note.
"dude, can i borrow Fable?"
my friends know me well.
not good at all.
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Ok.
I know it's no tsunami, but, when the wind blows your bedroom window right off the frame and onto your floor...
yeah, kinda freaky.
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I'd like to dedicate this post to Rob:
Crate training a puppy is a bitch.
I bet he would have liked to have done that with his kids, minus feeding them a rawhide or pig ear.
Just got over a Sodak winter heatwave.
Believe it or not, it got up to a nice crisp 20 above.
I got to smoke outside without having to bundle up like the kid from "A Christmas Story".
But now it's over and i'm back to being a starfish.
I discovered a neighbor of mine owns a llama.
Not sure why, other than to say "Hey. Look. I have a llama...".
And then we'd reply, saying, "Yup. Sure do.... It looks cold."
A tumbleweed passes by...
Yeah.
So.
I'm going out for a small business loan soon.
Wish me luck.
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Rob vs. Bunny in my comments:
Says Bunny:
you cheeky so-and-so.
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ooo. look at my dramatic way of breaking up thoughts.
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i'm rob the "conservative intellectual."
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I'd like to share with you these latest of greatest search hits.
Little did i know that the name of my former probation officer shared a name with a teen amatuer porn star thingy...
| 02 Jan, Sun, 14:30:21 | Google: yawning vibration |
| 03 Jan, Mon, 05:59:36 | Google: gunther trend |
| 03 Jan, Mon, 23:20:14 | MSN Search: Rapist in the mid 1970's Texas |
| 03 Jan, Mon, 23:45:33 | Google: "lindsay marshall"+"cheerleader" |
| 05 Jan, Wed, 19:17:44 | MSN Search: MN HOUSEWIFE ESCORTS |
| 07 Jan, Fri, 09:49:21 | Google: get er done shirts |
| 07 Jan, Fri, 20:50:49 | MSN Search: pictues of leaning tower of pisa |
| 08 Jan, Sat, 19:03:31 | Google: +"university of sioux falls" +lawsuit |
| 08 Jan, Sat, 22:18:40 | Yahoo: girls fucking Sioux Falls, SD |
| 09 Jan, Sun, 00:24:53 | Google: 49th man |
| 10 Jan, Mon, 12:01:40 | Google: thirsty duck and sioux falls phone number |
| 13 Jan, Thu, 13:50:58 | Yahoo: Gitchee Manitou, SD |
| 14 Jan, Fri, 15:54:31 | Google: ways of a pediphile |
| 14 Jan, Fri, 16:44:41 | Google: ftp un long dimanche de fiancailles |
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I feel a big post coming on.
I hadn't really checked this thing in a few days. Time just getting away from me. Well, that and having a canine version of an infant.
I also know why there are no smokers in Star Wars. You see, there is no way in hell Luke would've been able to sneak in a smoke here or there while on Hoth. Impossible. His ass would be caught by that robot that guards the hottub cylindar.
It is so ridiculously fucking cold here in the sodak that when i breathe in through my nose, not only does it shoot stinging pain into my cranium (like an 'too much ice cream' headache), but i can feel every bit of moisture freeze upon inhale, then melt at exhale.
Last night was The Lunar Funk Theory @ the Brickhouse/ DT Sioux Falls. I'm not a 'jamband' guy, but it was nice to catch some live music for a change. The reason i went, however, was so i could shoot their show. This makes the second shoot i've done for them. First one was at the VFW.
That's right.
I attended a show at the 'Veterans of Foreign Wars' legion. A jamband show. Crowd filled with hippies, walls lined with photos of Vets from WW2/1 as well as Vietnam.
So i've decided not to say whether or not i'm putting video up.
If it shows up it does, and whatever.
If i do a cut for them, then it may show, but as it stands my record sucks.
I'm a big boy. I know when i dropped the ball.
oh, and speaking of which...
let's move on from the fucking dog, alright? you got a blog, you got your internet connection back.
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you wanna maintain these sporadic updates on The Life And Times Of Shaun, give us something besides all these half-assed pleas for sympathy and approval - give us a frenzied gut-check every coupla days and nothing else.
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or get off the fence and commit to slamming something out every 23 hours - even the cutesy lump in the throat shit - but do it every day. give us The Daily Strife And Mind Of Shaun Katz.
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this halfway bullshit is getting tired. work this thing or stop pretending for fuck's sake.
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I only had one dog post.
Approval? Sympathy?
But i think this is funny:
xMutant Geniusx (2:42:40 PM): did you read rob's last reply... sounds like dude is living vicariously through you or something
xMutant Geniusx (2:42:53 PM): and he hasn't been getting his fix
jailybrokenstein (3:02:26 PM): sorry, had to run real quick
jailybrokenstein (3:02:33 PM): reply to what?
xMutant Geniusx (3:02:35 PM): no prob
xMutant Geniusx (3:02:47 PM): your last entry on your blog
jailybrokenstein (3:03:27 PM): wow
jailybrokenstein (3:03:32 PM): i just saw that
jailybrokenstein (3:06:11 PM): a bit testy, isn't he?
xMutant Geniusx (3:06:52 PM): yeah just a lil
xMutant Geniusx (3:07:06 PM): maybe he hasn't been getting enough bran in his diet
xMutant Geniusx (3:07:31 PM): and he's all bound up
especially when Rob uses the phrase 'give us a frenzied gut-check'.
But for the rest of you, the dog is doing great.
I'm about three seconds away from throwing his liquid shitting ass out a window,
but i love him all the same.
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I'd like you to say hello to my new best friend.
It took me a while to name him.
I mean, the possibilites are endless.
And most of those are lame.
Cat. Sparky. Hooch(Turner). Dog. Sodak. XBOX. Chaos. Deathbringer. Kitten. PBR.
All of the above were suggested. And considering that this pic was taken form the Sioux Falls Humane Society's website, and they regularly have inmates working there as 'volunteers', (who wear 'oranges' as pictured right) i actually contemplated naming him "jaily"
On Dec. 31st, someone decided it just wasn't worth having a litter of ten new puppies. I can kind of understand. Actually i really can understand.
What a handful.
So they drop them off at the night box. Three days later they go off quarantine, and become availible for adoption.
Three days later i wander in and see this guy.
Half black lab, half siberian husky. 5 weeks old and already about 7 lbs.
His name is Gitchee.
First thing i ever did up here.
First dog i've ever owned.
Seemed fitting.
(and i think Cole would approve.)
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can someone explain to me how i got a hit form here?
thanks.
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So maybe this time i will be able to keep a consistent blog habit.
Maybe.
We moved in early on the first. Big house. Six bedroom, two bath, on 1.66 acres of land. I have an unfinished studiomattached to the garage, seperate from the house. We even have a pond in the yard, though it is dried up and filled with misc. construction debris.
Ahh, the country life.
The day after we moved in, it snowed, and that finally stopped less than 12 hours ago. They say we got 16inches. This is the most snow i've seen (aside from man-made) in my entire life.
I have to admit it is beautiful, but it's snow and therefore a pain in the ass to do anything but wrap yourself up in as much clothing as possible and wait it out. I've never been one much for outdoor activities, and find myself ill prepared for these types.
I imagine myself attempting to snow board and just start laughing. That would be some funny shit.
Living with five others is interesting as well. it's the most folks i've ever lived with, so i guess this winter is about pusihing the personal record as well as a constant excercise in patience and adjustment.
And we could all use a bit of that i suppose.
But it doesn't stop me from being Bossy the Cow.
And for those of you who are worried, there is no way i'm driving in this shit. I've almost been put into numerous ditches, trees, animals, embankements, and, of course, other vehicles.
Ah, i almost forgot, i have a new job at Chevy's as a bartender. That used to be the old 'Rio Bravo', until they changed their name, possibly in light of the fact that Chevy Chase bought them out, but i need a fact checker for that.
Guess how much i enjoy this job.
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Well.
Shit. Finally made it into the new house.
Finally have the internet hooked and ready to go.
And if we weren't retards we could figure the magic trick to getting cat5's to work properly(build them that is...)
Six of us packed into a house in the suburb of the middle of nowhere.
I have much to say, but in the meantime visit-
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